Urban Dictionary: chapdick (2024)

this is what a guy gets when he beats off with shampoo, or something thats is harsh on the peter. skin starts peelin of like you have chapped lips.

bill: "aye man you should beat off with shampoo, it feels bomb as hell."

two hours later

bill: "damn that sh*t gave me chapdick."

by FBS April 14, 2006

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the art of Chapdicking is where you put chapstick on the tip of your dick to keep it from crusting. this multitasks as a way of birthcontrol, a wax condom if you will.

girl: your dick is so slick, did you chapdick?
guy: Yup!!!

by PimpleDick592 January 13, 2018

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A term used to describe the penis of a man who simply gets too much puss*, and is therefore chafed and gloriously uncomfortable.

Diametrically opposed to Cherry Chapstick, which is used BY puss*es. The stick version can be an acceptable reference to Katy Perry's "I kissed a girl and I liked it, the taste of her Cherry Chapstick"

Dude: "I got so much puss* that summer I had to ice my balls."
Dude across the bar: "Holy Snatch! Did you get Cherry Chapdick??"
Dude: "You don't even KNOW!"

by whor*bag401k November 10, 2013

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Urban Dictionary: chapdick (2024)
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